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The Master's Song (Oh, My Dear Doctor)Oh, my dear Doctor,You think that I'm that very childThat used to be your friend - the only one,Oh, my dear Doctor,The Space and Time may've made me wild,You never thought that your best friend was gone.Oh, my lonely Doctor,You wept when you thought I was dead,But I just knew there'll be another way -For what have I got her?The marriage 'mong us isn't spread,I used it and gained some more lives to stay...Forever!Death? Never!Thirteen lives? Not enough!Alone orTogether -No words about love!No word of love,No word of friend,And I don't need it,All alone I will time spend.No "sorry", noApologies,Unlike you, oneWho doesn't my hate understand...Oh, my dear Doctor,Your friends thought I'm your brother - hah!Indeed, they had too much TV for life.The sweet Mr. SaxonPrefers to win with simple ruff -Four beats and only one way to survive.It's real!It's real!I am not a mad man!SomebodyDid stealMy mind to win again!Oh, my dear Doctor,You have something told h
Doctor + Jack Held Captive :O* READ DESCRIPTION FIRST *The Doctor and Captain Jack are standing infront of 3 cells, 2 small and one double the size. The Master is standing in front of them...Master: Right. You can choose to share a cell or have one each.Doctor: (thinking) Different Cell... Different Cell...Jack: (thinking) Shared Cell... Shared Cell...Master: So what will it be?Doctor: Different.Jack: (at the same time as the Doctor) Same.Doctor: Jack, are you mad?!Jack: Isn't that why you love me?(Doctor rolls his eyes)Master: Well if you can't decide, we will have to toss a coin. Has anyone got one?(All check their pockets for money)Jack: Ah, ive got a 2p here.Master: Good, (tosses coin) Jack, Heads or tails?Jack: Heads.Master: Yup, you win, you can share a cell.(Docter sighs and Master puts them in the shared cell)Doctor: What the hell did you do that for?!Jack: 'Cause i wanted to.Doctor: Had to choose heads didn't you, well, i would have chosen tails anyway...Jack: Look. (he gives Doctor t